spookycactusjunie:

[kicks your door in]

YOU ARE DOING YOUR BEST WITH THE CIRCUMSTANCES GIVEN TO YOU AND IF ANYONE TELLS YOU DIFFERENT THEY ARE WRONG YOU ARE DOING GREAT AND I LOVE YOU AND I’M VERY PROUD OF YOU AND I BROUGHT YOU YOUR FAVORITE FOOD [aggressively slams down food container on the table]

snipsystripes:

don’t leave your stuff on the kitchen floor

‘cause SOMEBODY might just help themselves

fuckingrecipes:

Answering the question “Will it waffle?”

DO YOU HAVE A WAFFLE IRON?

DO YOU WANT TO COOK RANDOM SHIT WITH THAT WAFFLE IRON?

WELL THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS YOU COVERED~

pushtheheart:

*wheezes*

wonderous-world:

Wolves develop close relationships and strong social bonds. They often demonstrate deep affection for their family and may even sacrifice themselves to protect another member of their pack. Photographer Klein-Hubert captured these photos of a grey wolf and her pups in Canada.

richwhitelesbian:

crap? no, no. i feel like crepe. flattened, unable to rise. filled with chocolate and icing sugar 

unfriendlyasiangirl:

unfriendlyasiangirl:

what if i put vodka in my ramen

don’t do this